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About Me Member General Writer Plus-X25/Male/South Africa Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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They Hunger!

Sun Jun 3, 2007, 11:25 AM
I live in perpetual fear of a Zombie attack. No I'm serious. My rich grey matter is the truffle of zombie cuisine. They can smell it out a mile away. So if there were ever an attack of zombies I'd be a doughnut to their Homer. Well you get my drift. But I've found a way around it. See I have these stoner friends and they're all like forgetting shit all the time, man, dude, guy. Their brains are like rotten potatoes to zombies. So if zombies do attack, I'm just gonna get completely blazed, set my brain on the 4:07 slow, slow, express to idiot central. So you see kids, drugs may just save your life. Legalise it!

J

  • Mood: Bemused

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: South Africa, Gtown
  • Interests: Sci-fi, Theatre, Bass Guitar, Women, Wine, all that Jazz ;)
  • Favourite movie: Event Horizon, Galaxy Quest, Bubble Boy
  • Favourite band or musician: 311
  • Favourite artist: Kurt Halsey Fredriksen, Jhonen Vasquez, Lem
  • Favourite poet or writer: Gerald Manley Hopkins (don't laugh ;), Philip Jose Farmer
  • MP3 player of choice: Sony NW-E75 Network Walkman
  • Shell of choice: Shell Ultra City
  • Favourite game: Goblins 3 - "A bida boo, boo ba boo!"
  • Favourite cartoon character: Space Ghost, Coast to Coast, baby!
  • Personal Quote: No, wait, wait, actually I feel great.
  • Tools of the Trade: Parker Fountain Pen, Black Ink

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:icondragonsnapper:
hey there - love ur work...

no words - i like! :)
:iconpixiesque:
jesssseeeeeeeeeee :D


hello. thanx for the watch :blowkiss:

cool gallery BTW :)
we havent spoken in ages, must catch up sometime :hug:

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"If you people had brains, you might just be dangerous"
:iconfutilitarian:
Wow, a new writer who's pretty damn good. Hope you don't mind if I watch you for a while.

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:iconpoppyluke:
Gerald Manley Hopkins rocks like Rolling Stones!
:iconaqua-rat:
Thanks for the watch! :)

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THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR. (This door is kept locked because of the draught - please use side door.)
:icondashboard-day:
Thanks for the watch!

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rock and rule.
:icondashboard-day:
Nice gallery, I like your stuff, and you like THE USED!! I'm gonna add you to my Deviant Watch. (WooHoo for The Used!)

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rock and rule.
:iconvixen-paranoid:
Thanks for the fav friend! :giggle:

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Recuérdame, y tu auténtico yo también, y en lo que debes convertirte. En la que nos conducirá al paraíso con las manos manchadas de sangre... :jsenn:
:iconxioswar:
YOU'VE BEEN HIT IN THE FACE WITH A GUMMY BEAR!!!
And you have been given a bag of gummy bears to throw back!
So throw them at the next innocent person that standing near you!

RULES!!!
1-You must throw gummy bears at at least '6' people!
Your ammunition!
2-You can't throw a gummy bear at the person who threw one at you.
3-Unfortunately, you can't eat them.
4-Start spreading the gummy bear throwing love around DA!

Let the chucking commence!

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Lenny: That was too clever! You're one of them! [punches him]

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